Here's a good example kids, the guy in Florida that is having a "burn the koran" day. That is offensive to you folks, right?

Well so is the "Our Allah's Mosque of Perpetual Violence" in NYC to many.

See how this works?

It's just gonna get worse.

It's up to you all to do sumpin about this.

Unless this is the way you want it, and I kinda think it is.

And what? Nuttin to say about the pyramids? That ain't right. That's good stuff you know.

The "who should be punished" question is very telling just in the fact that it is there.

Man, I can feel the love.

Nope, not done yet.

I keep hearing this 'Our Lady's mosque of perpetual violence's' Imam is a bridge builder. If that were the case then he'd understand that the ground zero mosque is causing buku animosity and back off. That he doesn't proves to me that this so-called "community outreach center" is nuttin but a snub, a provocation.

So, go ahead, build the mosque, all it's gonna do is perpetuate the rancor, which is what it is intended to do. These "peaceful muslims" are too stupid to understand that just cause they say they are peaceful no one friggin believes them and everyone actually sees what's really going on. But then the way I understand it the koran allows lying if it furthers Islam. That's why it's so funny to listen to Iranian President Ayeayeayeayejad speak.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_3RUwAJ_MI[/media]

I see you don't have that option, it's a youtube of Ayeayeayeayejad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C73ziIeKVk

Sorry slick, this is America, we all grown up now and don't play your 6th century "As long as I pretend and don't admit nuttin I have them all fooled" games.

Lying is for lawyers, liberals, children and diplomats. And apparently muslims that want to take over the world.

Go ahead, build the mosque, after all, the terrorists are doing so well what with the women voting in Afghanistan and Iran they most certainly should keep on doing what is gettin them dead. Same reason that little ol' Israel, who is surrounded by gazillions of square miles of stupid Arab land never gets any offers of a place to live from said stupid Arabs, it is in the interest of Islam that the violence continue, helps the big plan you know.

I'm pointing out the plan ain't going so well, keep it up and maybe a few more muslim theocracies will soon have women voting and driving cars.

I guess that should do me fairly well. That's 5 standard teacher posts that give you a WHOLE lot to think about. Oh, there's more where that came from...

http://liberalforum.org/liberalforum/index...you-rode-in-on/

but be warned, I actually say what I think there, that thread is at least 20% more annoying. Big long sucker with all kinds of fun inside, but the title "...and the horse you rode in on" refers to this terror problem, muslims actually. I recently explained again what the title refers to...



So you guys should go check it out, join the site, tell em The Warden sent you.

And the reviews are in for my recent series of posts here at muslim online:


"Make the bad man go away".-muslimonline.org member
"Welcome to my world now teacher".-Salman Rushdie
"We gonna get you".-Jihad Journal
"Does this bomb vest make me look fat"?-Martyr's Quarterly
"Come for the pain, stay for the carnage"-Masochist's Weekly
"He won't stand still".-stupid Arab with a sniper rifle
"I laughed, I cried, then I ate a ham sandwhich when no one was looking". Mo Homida, owner of muslimonline.org
"Standard teacher fare".-Logic Illustrated
"I couldn't look away".-Roadkill Update.
"Derrrrrr".-Keith Oberman (Not necessarily a comment on this series of posts, we just found him wandering around muttering that. Again.)
"Aye aye aye aye aye aye aye"- Ululater's Newsletter
"He's such a good boy".-teacher's Mother
"We do so adore him"-Chickie, president of the teacher fan club.
"Now what"?-Saudi Arabian camel owner wondering what to do with the muffler he paid too much for.

Well kids, I must admire your ability to take a beating lying down without defending yourselves. A little pressure and some ice should slow down the bleeding, I'm about to leave you alone for awhile, maybe. I'm quite the big shot at another site and I've been neglecting their abuse in order to come here and give you fine folks the what for.

As you guys are muslims I'm just gonna go ahead and assume the most of you are liberals. So, back to the ground zero mosque. Despite the fact that nearly every time a conservative talks about the mosque they preface it with, "I in no way say that they shouldn't legally be able to build a mosque there, I'm just saying that it's friggin rude" the drive by left wing media then reports everything starting with "the bigot racist right wingers who think that freedom of religion should be taken out of the constitution so they can stop the mosque...". This is expected as liberals (bedwetters) can not have a substantive debate about an issue without lying to advance their agenda. They must disparage their opponents, put words into their mouths, take comments out of context and many other tactics which as you will see in a moment will come back to haunt you.

Now, 3/4 of Americans support the Arizona immigration law, bedwetters couldn't stand it and needed a lone judge to stay it until it gets to the Supreme Court. While this was in the works bedwetters all over the country decided that they are gonna have little girl fits and boycott Arizona bidnesses and such. Well, as bedwetters being not only known for being liars they are also very stupid and simple math is beyond them they failed to understand that their 1/4 of the country can't stand up to 3/4 of the country and from what I've read that 3/4 is sending cash Arizona's way and they are doing just fine despite the picketing by the liberals thank you very much. All this boycotting of course is perfectly legal I must add and I will always support an American's choice to do such things.

But turn about is fair play.

Go ahead, try and build that mosque. First of all now you have to find bidnesses, contractors, sub-contractors, vendors and such in New York that are will to do build this den of terrorists. Then if some step up to the plate thinking they gonna make cash in the deal they are gonna find their own bidnesses boycotted by the 3/4 (remember, simple math now) and is losing that much money gonna be worth bottom line what they stand to make at the terror shrine? Notice no laws are being broken here. Which means if this happens liberals will attempt some legal civil action to force bidnesses to build this victory mosque on the grounds that not giving a bids or accepting a contract from the Hammas Imam is discriminatory.

And then there is the threat of some fringe Americans doing what fanatical muslims do, take the law into their own hands and start blowing stuff up.

Wouldn't that be ironic?

And then there is duplicity...

The right can go to these little pro-mosque rallies and infiltrate with signs that say things like "That's right, we really do want to kill all the Jews" and "death to America" and "I (heart) Ahmadinejad" and such just as the left has done at the tea parties.

No time, no time, I gotta go but I'm not done with you muslims yet. I'll be back.

Lucky you.

100 views cents yesterday and zero responses. I know, you are stunned, shocked, dismayed, put upon. But then I'm used to that, and so are you.

But this is not new, I've had this thread for a while, just haven't been around recently.

I must say, it's amazing how I'm able to do away with all the usual talking head points and get right into the heart of the matter. I'll give you kids this, at least you understated it's more betterer to just read me than attempt to reply as you know I'll use your own words to bolster my position and show you all to be lying in the same breath.

Most other sites I descend upon didn't get to that point as quickly as you folks, good job.

That being said lettuce continue on with the point I was making yesterday.

America ain't scared and she can't be scared with terror or threats of terror, I believe with what is going on in the middle east right now proves this point. Attacking America or her allies just seems to me to be a very stupid idea indeed. America is the world's economic, military and moral leader. This is gonna change no time soon.

The point is that you only really have to options, do what the #&@* we say or die.

Carrot and stick...

Do what we say and you get to vote, or I should say your women get to vote. Do what we say and you get all kinds of benefits that we are able to give. Medicine, infrastructure, freedom, equality, free trade, a severely raised standard of living, religious freedom, OPPORTUNITY for any who decides they want to work for it.

Sure you lose being able to tell women that they have to blow you right now cause that's what you want and they are no longer slaves and you don't get to kill people cause they didn't bow 5 times a day in the right direction but the payoff is indoor flushing toilets and all flavors of ice cream only blocks at the most away.

Is making people pretend they worship Allah so you don't stone them to death the better end of this bargain?

Wow, you folks really did miss me, now stop all that fawning and gushing, it's unbecoming for Allah's warriors.

I'm surprised I didn't get a good banning outta that last post, especially cents I made a HUGE mistake, which I will now correct.

I stated that I enjoy bacon with my eggs, that should read I enjoy eggs with my bacon.

So, no takers eh? Very smart, but then you all have learned that replying only brings on the abuse.

I learned a new term yesterday..."victory mosques". Y'all got a few of them, don'tchyall? Seem kinda hollow to me, but then you gotta take what you can get I guess when you are on the short end of the stick, after all, bluster is everything when you want to keep the morale up when your warriors are gettin it handed to them.

You know, I didn't pick the name of this thread, you people changed it on me, it originally was titled "You ain't gonna like me".

Anyway, back to the bidness at hand, which is me pointing out stuff you won't enjoy.

I haven't yet really come out and said that all muslims are terrorists, that's cause I've got an escape claus for your overall behavior. Like i said, I really haven't seen you muslims come out and denounce terrorism, I wonder if that's cause you are more scared of the terrorists within your ranks than us Americans are. (And when I say that us Americans are scared, I really mean friggin not at all).

But lettuce run the numbers pretending that you all are not, indeed, in on this taking over of the world bunk.

There's a billion and a half or so muslims in the world these days, say 1% of them are hard core fire breathing Islamic warriors bent on martyrdom. That means what? 16 million all told?

I say what you folks need to do is police your ranks. You can't tell me you don't know who is in on it and where they are and what not. But yet you just let them there terrorists go on and give y'all a bad name. For shame. You sghould be out there thinning the herd as I type.

But you ain't.

This tells folks like me a WHOLE lot.

Namely that you are compliant to this whole thing.

Do you really think you are gonna win this thing?

Howz it going so far?

I say you need to give it up, take your little trouble makers and reel them in and act like grown ups.

You know, Christianity had these problems too back in the day, what with the Crusades, the inquisition, heck, even more recently with the American klu klux klan claiming Christianity and the Bible as justification for all their shenanigans. But you know what?

We grew up.

Now, this is still America and folks get to think what they want, but we keep a good eye on the klan and their pals the skin heads and white supremacists and when they get out of line we get all over them. Just look how it worked out for the Branch Divinians.

If you mulsims got hold of your malcontents and started to get along with the rest of the friggin world just how nice would that be? America could maybe stop spending so much on defense and kickin folks butts all over the world and put that cash to better use, nations could get along, foster trade and relations and next thing you know I don;'t have to lock my doors and spend so much darn time cleaning my guns.

And another damn thing, I don't think you muslims have the support world wide that you think you do. When you break it down most the entire relevant world is in on sanctions on Iran, which will never work of course, the only folks that suffer with sanctions are the poor of that nation. But it make them feel like they are doing sumpin I suppose. In the end it will end up being The Mighty US of A that is gonna have to get that job done, or the Jews. And the rest of the world, while publically condemning what we do, is on the inside thanking their lucky stars that America has the stones to get done what they are too afraid to do lest they bring terror to their nations.

And I grow bored, but that should leave you a few things to ponder.

But really, you folks need to get your side squared away, we ain't gonna drop this thing like Bin Laden thought we would.

Ask yourselves, when we are done with Afghanistan, which backward cesspool of a nation is gonna be next?

How you stiffs doing?

Miss me?

So i was pondering this ground zero mosque deal and I said to myself "self, what better place to address this question than a site full of honest, intelligent muslims"?

But I came here instead.

First of all understand that no one of any character is questioning the right of this moron Imam in new York to build the mosque where ever he wants. This, after all, is America, we are tolerant and fair here, kinda the opposite of most muslim nations, take for instance Saudi Arabia, my heathen infidel azz ain't even allowed to step foot in those places, not that I would want to go there and spend the day circling a rock and gettin dizzy, I'm just making the point that your average Christian is far more tolerant than your average muslim. The thing is that we feel this ground zero mosque deal is just plain rude, bad mannered, ill conceived, provocative and so on. New York Governor Patterson has offered an exchange of state land further away only to be rejected, so it's not a matter of money. We all know how muslims like to flaunt a so-called victory, don't bother debating that, you folks know I know my stuff, but really, how much of a victory is knocking down the World Trade Center when all it got you was the eradication of Al Queda from Afghanistan and the invasion of Iraq where The Mighty US of A has given the vote to lowly women in both counties at the point of our gun? I mean face it, no matter what anyone says, this IS a war with Islam and Jesus is kicking Allah's butt (I wonder does Allah have to take asprin and apply ice to keep the swelling down or can he take care of that with his God powers?) and as you folks are always saying "it's Allah's will" then Allah's will must be to have the Taliban, Al Queda and Iraqi Shiites to get a good beating. Now, the liberals and some few muslim are always claiming that not all muslims are into this "death to America" thing, that many are moderate, but I've to see friggin one of you denounce terror and cut the Jews some slack. If you ask me American mosques are havens for plotting and scheming. (In case you are wondering I've taken an online course on how to say what I really think, that's why I've come out of my shell). What I'm trying to tell you folks here is that you don't know friggin squat about running a Jihad. All you are doing is creating even more animosity against you and gettin more and more Americans that want to go ahead and take care of this problem now, once and for all. If you were friggin smart you'd move the mosque further away and bide your time until a point where you could go all Jihad and get sumpin done instead of just calling attention to your selves and becoming targets for a bunch of salty Marines. We Americans understand that one of your tactics is to take over America from the inside and put us under the Sharia but in order to do that you need the help of the stupid American liberals who hate America and want to see capitalism fail. All you are doing with this ground zero mosque is making American liberals show their true colors and that's just gonna get them bounced out come election time. In other words, you folks are STILL screwing this up just about as badly as you can. So anyway, with that background lemme ask my question...

Do any muslim chicks go naked under that burka? Cause, you know, if that were the case that could sway me some. not to the point of converting or nuttin, I enjoy bacon with my eggs WAY to much.

How you stiff doing?

Well, I guess ya'll won't answer the questions, so I'll just show you how to build a pyramid. Enjoy.

Especially if they can answer anonymously.

But I can't start another thread.

Self rule kinda thing, I enjoy putting all my eggs in one basket.

Besides, I almost got that 10k view.

teacher: Who among you Muslims here want to see the entire world under the Sharia and of those who do what are you willing to do to see that happen?



I could answer some of them questions, but that's not why I'm here.



You know (Muslim) folks, the very fact that you won't answer my simple questions is an answer in itself.

Couple of you wandered offa the reservation when I first started this thread, I wonder if you reeled yourselves back in or it took some of the other members to give you the nudge.

The previous question still stands, but I wanna add this one to the mix, if it's not in here allready...

When President Ayeayeayeayejan (my little take on the Iranian president, along with the ululating thing, I have no idea why anyone thinks that's supposed to scare the enemy when atttacking, you ululate, I'll go negative breath and squeeze the trigger between heartbeats...) says that he's gonna drive the Jews into the sea, how many of you support that or really believe that he means it?

I ask this question a lot on political forums. When I rarely get a answer the liberals (I'm a Libertarian, The Perfect Libertarian in fact) say we just can't believe him. Wonder what the Jews think?

I gots another question for you, if I ain't asked it allready, why when The Mighty US of A and her allies attacked Saddam Hussein, why did he fire scuds at the Jews? The Jews were sitting around eating bagels running the USA media and world banks, they weren't bothering Saddam.

You know what?

As many times as I've asked that question I think I've just finnaly come up with an answer:

Cause if the Jews had retaliated then he was thinking the Islamic Middle Eastern world would come to the rescue.

Question still stands.



Anyway, how you guys been?

Miss me? Don't lie.

Who wants to learn how to build a pyramid?

Okay, still no answers.

Just checking, but since I'm here, I did this one today...

N. Korea claims they where trying to launch a satallite, the missle didn't make it to space, made a nice splash in the ocean, yet still N. Korea claim it's up there communicating, and I can now confirm this, we have a photo of the satillite up and running...

Chance to run my thoughts up the Muslim flagpole.

This site has helped me come up with...

Sunnies are to Shiites
as Methodists are to Baptists.

Have I linked to my BJ's on demand post?

Can't post that one here.

I explains why old Arab men are mad at The Mighty US of A.

And it is tight.

Say it ain't so.

Don't I have sumpim somewhere here about me not being able to spell to save my life?



I say one doesn't need ANY religion to be moral. I'm moral. Sure, I'm Christian and all, but not for a friggin second do I take my personal morality from religion. I get it from a simple understanding of right and wrong. I don't need MY God to tell me theft is wrong. For me it's inate.



Okay boss, you didn't take the bait. But then you are the only one to answer.

See where I'm going with this?



Excellent. But then, again, it's still only you.



You just did. I know, semantics.

Ask away bro. You'll find I answer immeadiatly and honestly.

So what is wrong with the rest of this site?

Fine.

Then.

A question...

Who among you Muslims here want to see the entire world under the Sharia and of those who do what are you willing to do to see that happen?

That's better than a sharp stick in the eye I guess.



Worked for a minute there. Just fine on other sites. Lemme try again...

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Shows on preview post, now for the 'submit'...

Miss me?

Well, I see ya'll ain't answering no stinking questions, so how about this...?


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Okay, you'll enjoy this one.

Other day at another site some had a rant that ended with...

"is there one redeemable quality
about Islam?"

So I replied...

"Ever get a good price on a Camel from a Jew"?

and showed this image.




Come on, that's funny, ain't it?

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/29...in_America_Will_

Now's when you line up and start making excuses.

Okay kids, I gots some interest in this thread. Elsewhere. A guy sticking up for you. Don't go there if you don't want to read ugly. Here...

http://liberalforum.org/liberalforum/index...showtopic=26650

See, I got a guy from there to read here. So now I gotta extend the same courtesy.

It's all about cross contamination.

Good for the both of ya.

Even better for teacher.

Giddyup.

It's how I bait the trap.

Good answer.



You ain't gonna friggin believe it when it happens.

But, before it does, lemme go all humble statement first.

I, teacher, of the colossal brain, may I live and rule forever and ever, Amen, am the world's foremost authority on pyramid construction.



Well, move to the head of the class sport.



Sittin in a Barca-lounger, sippin Tennesse's best, burning a fattie and listening to Floyd while watching the sun set.

You know juan, I must have a softspot in my giant, compasionate, humble heart for red haired freckled wetbacks. Saw your China post on the "death to America" thread and I gots some China stuff allready put down, see, I learned Chinese-Mandarin 25 years ago and I been keeping an eye on them folks ever since. Went and took a quick look for that stuff at another site and spent like 5 minutes looking, but that thread of mine is like huge...



and gave up. I been meaning forever now to make a table of contents so I can more easily reference myself. See, when you been at this game as long and as successfully as I have, there's a warm and fuzzy feeling one gets when you can link to yourself to toss bodies around.

Just want you to know, you're the guy that pushed me over the edge and is now making me go make this table of contents, therefor, for all the work you are now making me do, I'd like you to know...

I hate you like posion.

Then ask.



I'm the smartest man alive. What does humbleness have to do with a question? I see you're not so humble as to not demand how the non-believers can petition you. It's a forum slick, welcome to the real world.

Do you want to see the entire world under the Sharia?

Should Arab women be allowed to vote?

How much did you pay for a muffler?

I can work with that.

Why do the ruling rich Arabs keep so many of thier people in poverty?

Careful now kids, it's a trick question, I allready know the answer, and have been over it elsewhere many times.

I've Jacked this one outta the park quite the few times.

But then you guys know know better than to play with teacher.

Whatever you have to make up in your mind to come up with some weak reason not to answer the questions.

But then we've went over all this with me.



It means the correct questions that don't be dared honestly answered were asked least the truth rears it's ugly head.



Really? My, that says sumpin in itself now, doesn't it?



Difficult? Nah, don't think so.

How do Patriot? Lemme help you out here some, I've allready asked these questions...

http://muslimonline.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=5379

I wish you the best of luck gettin answers. I got fairly far with these guys before they shut down. Maybe you should read that thread, learn from it and carry on from there. I actually got them to where they were blaming the Shi'ia Muslims.

They ain't as clever as they fancy themselves.

Best of luck.