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[teacher]

Ha, bet you thought I was dead.

Or in jail, or drunk, or in the loony bin.

Tied up in a basement and being tortured by an angry husband.



Turns out I been stranded on a desert island with a Swedish girls vollyball team and as in a few months I'm gonna be having to name a whole bunch of new babies I came here looking for name suggestions.



And also to point out that all your prayers to Allah didn't pan out now, did thay?



Anyway, saw sumpin the other day I thought I'd rub your noses in.



Recently there was a protest in Pakistan with the chants of"death to America". As usual watching these protest I had the same question as I usualy do when there is a protest in a muslim country...



"Where all the women at?"



Well, a little less recently, also in Pakistan, the woman had a protest. They were lookiing for more rights, as women. Not so much with the "death to America. Kinda telling, don't you guys think? Especially what with all I've pointed out in this thread.



Now, you guys know in this thread I been calling for muslims to denounce all this muslim violence. Pointed out that you don't which kinda leads the rest of the friggin world to think that you muslims are all for the violence, the terrorism, all that. Well, again, you have your chance.



A friggin koran got burned.



Oh my, time to take to the streets and kill people.



You know, if I had your same mentality I would go on a friggin rampage every time an American flag got burned and maybe go to the local mosque and just start killing people. I'm ex military, expert marksman, good at chemistry, a sound martial artist, highly proficient with electronic security, mechanicaly inclined, got lots of tools...potasium nitrate, sulfer and charcoal, right? Just by my lonesome I could cause some friggin damage.



Sound kinda screwed up when one puts it like that, don't it?



Do you see the apparent divide between us?



Balls in your court folks. Always has been.

[teacher]

Okay folks, this one is pretty harsh, not for me, but for what I allow myself to post at this site. So I'm not gonna post it here. Gonna post it at liberalforum.org, where I hold sway and am a moderator.

Warning! If you are a mulsim who makes excuses for the behavior of other muslims maybe you might not want to click on the following link...

http://liberalforum.org/liberalforum/index...ost__p__2492811

[teacher]

You folks ready for another round?

[teacher]

I'll take your stunned silence as a yes. I'm sure you can imagine with the current events I have some few questions, some few ideas for you lovely muslims here. But as I ain't been here for a while I'll break into my normal charming demeanor and humble disposition slowly with but one simple question.




From The Daily Star, a Lebanese newspaper

http://www.dailystar.com.lb/Business/Middl...x#axzz26Nxdmewh

"In the United States there is a law against speaking against the Holocaust. We also want a law that prosecutes anyone who insults the Prophet," said another protester, Magdi Bassiouni.



Is this ignorance the exception or the rule with muslims overseas?



And that's right, I was reading a Lebanese newspaper.



See, I wasn't aware of this United States law and I'm pretty well up on things. Lettuce test it out...



"I, teacher, of the colossal brain, Lord and Master of all I survey, may I live and rule forever and ever, Amen, currently residing in The Mighty US of A, do testify that the Jewish Holocaust never friggin hapened."



There, now lettuce wait a moment...







Nope, the Feds haven't kicked my door in, looks like that little gem from the middle east ain't so correct.



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[teacher]

Really?

You people will allow such spam to be posted in my thread?

I'm in charge of another web site and I don't allow such things, whether I agree with the spammer or not.

And here I was thinking we were gettin to be buds.

Tighten up your ship!

[teacher]

Got this elsewhere on your own site...

Islam Is Basic. Straight Forward. Basics of Islam Huh?
Well we have 5 Pillars of Islam which are Farz (Obligatory):
1. Salat (5 Times a Day Prayer)
2. Fasting (During Ramadan for 29-31 days likely)
3. Zakat (Giving Alms-Charity)
4. Hajj (Pilgrmage at least once to Makkah-Medina)
5. Tauhid (Believing In ALLAH AND THAT HE IS ONE AND ALL MIGHTY)

I'm gonna start with zero.

Zero in my Christian faith being just a plain good person counts buku. Don't screw over other people. Be they muslim, Christian, Jew, Budist, Shinto, no matter.

It's very simple, be a good man.

So lemme go over your little rules there.

1. Pray? How about this, I'll pray right now.

"Dear God, please help the folks at this web sit understand what I'm trying to tell them."

See? In my faith I can pray anywhere, anytime. Just did, sittin right here at my PC. Why would God need me to point this or that way, hold my mouth in a certain way, after all, He's God. I think He knows where I'm at. If I ask God for help for a dying relative is God going to forsake me because my compass just broke and I don't know what direction Mecca is?

2. Fasting. You have to be kidding me. So you can strap on a bomb vest and go blow up some Jewish children and that's all good cause you didn't eat yesterday?

3. Zakat. Eh, we okay on that one.

4. Hajj. I know all about this. So all I have to do to get to heaven/paradise is go someplace? Do I have to suffer on the way or can I fly first class and take a limo the rest of the way? If I crawl on my hands and knees until I am bloody and thenwhen I reach the world's largest ball of twine in Kansas does that count? All this seems very arbitrary.

5. Gotta belive in Allah. What if you grew up in the Bazillian jungle? Never heard of Allah. Never heard of Jesus. But you were a good little jungle dweller. Everyone you knew talked of you fondly, you never stole nuttin, never cheated on the Mrs. You shared. You helped the guy in the next hut when he was sick. You know what I'm saying here? You were just a good person. Gonna tell me that guy is gonna burn in whatever Arab Hell you folks have?

Dunno folks, doesn't seem very hard for me to poke holes in the basics of what you all seem to so fervantly believe in.

Don't get me wrong, I've a few problems with the written word of my own Bible. I can find a few phrases in my Bible that command me to come kill you non-Chrisiians.

Remember the crusades?

If I took all that so litrerally, and if the majority of my American pals did too, all you muslims would be long dead by now, cause we America, we gots aircraft carriers and a few thousand thermo-nuclear bombs.

Really tick us off and the future dictionary will define Mecca as:

Large crater made of glass that will be radioactive for a few thousand years.

Good thing we don't listen to our God so literally as you do, eh?