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Simba
Heres the game. Lets see how creative your creative writing can be.

Make a letter. Try to make it funny, cool, touching, or any other emotion.

Ill Start.
Simba
Dear Homosexuality,

Why Me?

Signed,
Elton John
iamcrazy
Dear Inventor of letter writing

i suck at writing letters

Signed The Boogey Man
hunter368
Dear Ahmadinejad,

You look like a normal guy but your constant defiance on International law it difficult to except. You are putting Middle East peace in jeopardy, you are threating to start another war in the Middle East, you threaten to wipe Israel off the map, you call the USA "the Devil", you deny that the hollocaust ever happened, you kidnap British troops out of Iraq waters and threaten to imprison for years, you refuse to follow UN laws, you refuse to except international law, you threaten to spread nuclear weapons. I expect you to comply with all UN laws and international laws and start behaving like a responsible modern country should.

I suspect I will being dropping by very soon,

USA Navy Pilot.
subbia
Dear Bush

I love you

YOurs Sincerely Tony
iamcrazy
QUOTE(subbia @ Apr 24 2007, 10:26 PM) [snapback]12499[/snapback]
Dear Bush

I love you

YOurs Sincerely Tony



FREAKING FUNNY BEST ONE SO FAR ! and thats not hating so tongue.gif
Killed Bill
Dear, Bush

Why did you attack Iraq, saying that they have nucleur weapons when you just wanted their oil for your greedy self? Why do you want to attack Iran, when you can have all the weapons you like, but they cant? Why is it that since you got your power that you ONLY ever went after Muslim countries? Why is it that you faked all the crap about 9/11?



Yours sincerely,

Ahmadinejad
hunter368
(that one is totally bogas letter LOL you know that majnoon LOL)
Killed Bill
QUOTE(hunter368 @ Apr 24 2007, 10:53 PM) [snapback]12506[/snapback]
(that one is totally bogas letter LOL you know that majnoon LOL)


It is? confused.gif

And i never insulted god, or religions! angry.gif
hunter368
(you called my God ugly, we should leave that sort of thing out)
kellyjaz
Dear Wentworth Miller

Damn - I love your parents.

Yo loverrrr! confused.gif

iamcrazy
Dear Gamer

Your siggys are cool cool02.gif how did u get it to change everytime you went on a new page were you had posted?

From
The Boogey Man
Simba
QUOTE
(you called my God ugly, we should leave that sort of thing out)
Yea Majnoon, Dont ever do that again.

ESPECIALLY THE CHRISTIAN GOD. There is no Christian God. He is the Same as ours!

FROM THE QURAN:
QUOTE

[7:159] Among the followers of Moses there are those who guide in accordance with the truth, and the truth renders them righteous.

[5:46] Subsequent to them, we sent Jesus, the son of Mary, confirming the previous scripture, the Torah. We gave him the Gospel, containing guidance and light, and confirming the previous scriptures, the Torah, and augmenting its guidance and light, and to enlighten the righteous.

[5:47] The people of the Gospel shall rule in accordance with GOD's revelations therein. Those who do not rule in accordance with GOD's revelations are the wicked.

[2:62 & 5:69] Surely, those who believe, those who are Jewish, the Christians, and the converts; anyone who (1) believes in GOD, and (2) believes in the Last Day, and (3) leads a righteous life, will receive their recompense from their Lord. They have nothing to fear, nor will they grieve.

[3:113-114]. They are not all the same; among the followers of the scripture, there are those who are righteous. They recite GOD's revelations through the night, and they fall prostrate.

They believe in GOD and the Last Day, they advocate righteousness and forbid evil, and they hasten to do righteous works. These are the righteous.

[3:199] Surely, some followers of the previous scriptures do believe in GOD, and in what was revealed to you, and in what was revealed to them. They reverence GOD, and they never trade away GOD's revelations for a cheap price. These will receive their recompense from their Lord. GOD is the most efficient in reckoning.


Dude, you just insulted your own God. You need to ask for forgivness. Thats blasphemy.

And Bush didnt say they have nukes.

Ok guys, back to the letter writing.
Gamer
QUOTE(* ~ SaIrA ~ * @ Apr 25 2007, 09:48 AM) [snapback]12566[/snapback]
Dear Gamer

Your siggys are cool cool02.gif how did u get it to change everytime you went on a new page were you had posted?

From
The Boogey Man


Dear Saira,

I sit on the computer all day long changing my sig every minute..... [spoiler]joking..lol[/spoiler]

I don't know which sig you are talking about though, you can get the Slogan (the text) here, and you can find userbars here, and then have them animated here.

From Gamer
Gamer
Dear Wikipedia & Google,

I love you.

Gamer
iamcrazy
(wow, thanx gamer!)

Dear whom ever it may concern,

ITs not funny, lower my warning level, FOOL!

From Me
Killed Bill
QUOTE(hunter368 @ Apr 24 2007, 10:59 PM) [snapback]12510[/snapback]
(you called my God ugly, we should leave that sort of thing out)


I didnt call god ugly! you got it all wrong!

i said,

"Why am i so god damn ugly?"

no way is that insulting god!
hunter368
QUOTE(The Majnoon @ Apr 26 2007, 02:09 PM) [snapback]12735[/snapback]
QUOTE(hunter368 @ Apr 24 2007, 10:59 PM) [snapback]12510[/snapback]
(you called my God ugly, we should leave that sort of thing out)


I didnt call god ugly! you got it all wrong!

i said,

"Why am i so god damn ugly?"

no way is that insulting god!



Perhaps it was my misunderstanding when I first read it, now that it is edited I can't reread it.

My sincere sorry if it was a simple misunderstanding.

(Majnoon, note I was not overly offended as you can see I never made much of it or warned you or anything. I knew you were not trying to be rude, even when I thought you had said it. I have learnt that you are not that kind of person......as I hope you have learnt I am not a bad person also)


OK NOW!!!!

Big Group Hug!!!!!

Ahhhhhhh
iamcrazy
Hunter edit your post and say dear majnoon LOL
hunter368
No Dear anything when I am writing to another guy.....LOL


Whats up with your warning level?
iamcrazy
Thank you for acknowledging it WOW I SPELL IT RIGHT,

TO HUNTER (lol)

i dont know mad.gif

FROM
Saira
Killed Bill
QUOTE(hunter368 @ Apr 26 2007, 08:27 PM) [snapback]12737[/snapback]
QUOTE(The Majnoon @ Apr 26 2007, 02:09 PM) [snapback]12735[/snapback]
QUOTE(hunter368 @ Apr 24 2007, 10:59 PM) [snapback]12510[/snapback]
(you called my God ugly, we should leave that sort of thing out)


I didnt call god ugly! you got it all wrong!

i said,

"Why am i so god damn ugly?"

no way is that insulting god!



Perhaps it was my misunderstanding when I first read it, now that it is edited I can't reread it.

My sincere sorry if it was a simple misunderstanding.

(Majnoon, note I was not overly offended as you can see I never made much of it or warned you or anything. I knew you were not trying to be rude, even when I thought you had said it. I have learnt that you are not that kind of person......as I hope you have learnt I am not a bad person also)


OK NOW!!!!

Big Group Hug!!!!!

Ahhhhhhh


Its fine, forgiven. Do i have to join the hug?
hunter368
Yes now give me a big hug........
iamcrazy
Let the gayness begin





*runs away*
kellyjaz
pervert.
iamcrazy
Dear you

That's right, my warning level is DECREASING SO tongue.gif

from
Me
Killed Bill
wub.gif
iamcrazy
QUOTE(The Majnoon @ Apr 26 2007, 10:24 PM) [snapback]12769[/snapback]
wub.gif



HUNTER HE WUBS YOU.........awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
hunter368
If you gate swing boths ways, it doubles your chances of getting lucky!


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Killed Bill
QUOTE(hunter368 @ Apr 26 2007, 10:37 PM) [snapback]12772[/snapback]
If you gate swing boths ways, it doubles your chances of getting lucky!


arrowhead.png


I need no luck.
hunter368
QUOTE(The Majnoon @ Apr 26 2007, 04:41 PM) [snapback]12773[/snapback]
QUOTE(hunter368 @ Apr 26 2007, 10:37 PM) [snapback]12772[/snapback]
If you gate swing boths ways, it doubles your chances of getting lucky!


arrowhead.png


I need no luck.



Using your hand does not count....... tongue.gif
Killed Bill
QUOTE(hunter368 @ Apr 26 2007, 10:48 PM) [snapback]12776[/snapback]
QUOTE(The Majnoon @ Apr 26 2007, 04:41 PM) [snapback]12773[/snapback]
QUOTE(hunter368 @ Apr 26 2007, 10:37 PM) [snapback]12772[/snapback]
If you gate swing boths ways, it doubles your chances of getting lucky!


arrowhead.png


I need no luck.



Using your hand does not count....... tongue.gif


dry.gif
hunter368
biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

Come on be a good sport now. LOL

That was funny you have to admit that.

LOL
iamcrazy
Dear Saira

Your da BEST!

From Kellyjaz
subbia
QUOTE(The Majnoon @ Apr 26 2007, 11:02 PM) [snapback]12783[/snapback]
QUOTE(hunter368 @ Apr 26 2007, 10:48 PM) [snapback]12776[/snapback]
QUOTE(The Majnoon @ Apr 26 2007, 04:41 PM) [snapback]12773[/snapback]
QUOTE(hunter368 @ Apr 26 2007, 10:37 PM) [snapback]12772[/snapback]
If you gate swing boths ways, it doubles your chances of getting lucky!


arrowhead.png


I need no luck.



Using your hand does not count....... tongue.gif


dry.gif

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA that made me chuckle!!!


iamcrazy
Why do I NEVER GET HUNTERS jokes?
hunter368
QUOTE(* ~ SaIrA ~ * @ Apr 27 2007, 03:41 PM) [snapback]12897[/snapback]
Why do I NEVER GET HUNTERS jokes?


Give it about 5 years and you will get them......meaning no insult.
iamcrazy
Offense taken dry.gif
Killed Bill
QUOTE(* ~ SaIrA ~ * @ Apr 27 2007, 09:41 PM) [snapback]12897[/snapback]
Why do I NEVER GET HUNTERS jokes?


He creates his jokes out of his own experiences in life. angel.png

Gotchya back!
iamcrazy
To majnoon

You suck.

Fom Me
Killed Bill
Dear Saira,

Stop being me.

From TH€ M@JNO0N.
iamcrazy
To IT

How am i being you???????????

Fom Saira
Killed Bill
Dear Saira,

dont stalk me

Majnoon.
iamcrazy
To majnoon

stop looking up my address on google maps STALKER


laugh.gif laugh.gif


inside joke

From da best
Silly Billy
Dear Brain

Stop thinking otherwise i will hurt you

From Silly Billy
iamcrazy
Dear Habiiiib

Where are you? wub.gif


- Camel
Silly Billy
lmao *huba*

Dear Food

Why do i love you so?

Food Eater

(Remember, i'm not fat.)
Silly Billy
^ Weirdo

Dear Mr Silly Billy,

What is taking you so long? Please hurry sad.gif

S.B
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