I thought this was funny
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
Shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
Secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe
Box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
Day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
Recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
Shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
Totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she
Said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
Happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
A Prayer.......
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet.
Full Version: Marriage Joke
QUOTE(Mint @ Apr 27 2008, 07:12 PM) 
I thought this was funny
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
Shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
Secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe
Box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
Day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
Recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
Shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
Totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she
Said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
Happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
A Prayer.......
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet.
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
Shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
Secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe
Box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
Day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
Recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
Shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
Totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she
Said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
Happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
A Prayer.......
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet.
I've read this before and had me dying laughing. That is how it is. Mine probably would of made 250,000 dollars by now.
Lol, neat.
Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for sharing.
LOOL THAT WAS LOL
nice one
Knock Knock
Whos there
Nanna
Nanna Who?
Nanna your business...
_______________________________________________________________
The little old man was at the market staring
into the freezer for such a long time that a clerk went up to
him and asked:
"Can I help you find what you are looking for?"
The old man looked at her and said "no I am just having
a CRN spell, I'll be okay in a little while, if not I will
call my wife..."
The clerk now was getting worried, but confused because
he hadn't heard of "CRN", and wondered if it was serious
and should be calling 911 or not... So he said
"I hope it is not something serious, I can get some help if you want"
The man said nawww it aint that bad it is a simple case of
"Cant Remember Nuttin" ........
Whos there
Nanna
Nanna Who?
Nanna your business...
_______________________________________________________________
The little old man was at the market staring
into the freezer for such a long time that a clerk went up to
him and asked:
"Can I help you find what you are looking for?"
The old man looked at her and said "no I am just having
a CRN spell, I'll be okay in a little while, if not I will
call my wife..."
The clerk now was getting worried, but confused because
he hadn't heard of "CRN", and wondered if it was serious
and should be calling 911 or not... So he said
"I hope it is not something serious, I can get some help if you want"
The man said nawww it aint that bad it is a simple case of
"Cant Remember Nuttin" ........
How Come I Didn't Find That LOL 
'Coz ou're just stup-kays 
OH!! I Get It Now!
A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
funny!
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
a man goes to a wizard and says "i need you to remove a curse i have been living with for many years
so the wizard says "i can but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you"
the man says "i now pronouce you man and wife"
got that in a text
so the wizard says "i can but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you"
the man says "i now pronouce you man and wife"
got that in a text
!!!!
LMBO that was so funny man
A joke that long is probably not funny, so i wont read it.
^ Now thats spam.
How is that spam? let us now define what Spam is since you obviously either don’t know or need to seriously fix up your attempts at a joke in the presence of *I*.
My comment was strictly about the joke, i don’t necessarily need to "rotfl", don’t get too worked up on "spam". its..kinda fun.
My comment was strictly about the joke, i don’t necessarily need to "rotfl", don’t get too worked up on "spam". its..kinda fun.
KJ is a spammer xD and that joke is still funny
very funny =D
LOL! That was great:)
QUOTE(Mint @ Apr 27 2008, 11:12 PM)
I thought this was funny
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
Shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
Secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe
Box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
Day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
Recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
Shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
Totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she
Said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
Happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
A Prayer.......
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet.
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
Shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no
Secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe
Box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one
Day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not
Recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the
Shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
Totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she
Said, " my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two
Precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two
Times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with
Happiness.
"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
A Prayer.......
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death, because I don't know how to crochet.
i dnt understand it
^
Basically, she had made loads of them dolls, (he didnt actually make her angry only twice...it was loads of times) so the money in the box was from allll those dolls.
The guy was all chuffed 'coz he only thought she was mad with him twice..
Basically, she had made loads of them dolls, (he didnt actually make her angry only twice...it was loads of times) so the money in the box was from allll those dolls.
The guy was all chuffed 'coz he only thought she was mad with him twice..
ooh 
Nice
QUOTE(bin't Zayd @ Apr 28 2008, 01:40 AM)
Lol, neat.
Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for sharing.
LOLL yeh !!!!!
i dont get it...! 
^Shhh neither do i...cuz like i didn't read it and couldn't be bothered.
A man was sitting at a bar, crying his eyes out. The bartender asked what was wrong.
"I've done a terrible thing!" the man cried, "I sold my wife to a man for a bottle of Scotch!"
"That is terrible," the bartender agreed. "And now that she's gone, you want her back."
"That's right," the man sniffed.
"You wish you had her back because you realize too late that you loved her."
"No no," the man said, "I wish I had her back because I'm thirsty again."
"I've done a terrible thing!" the man cried, "I sold my wife to a man for a bottle of Scotch!"
"That is terrible," the bartender agreed. "And now that she's gone, you want her back."
"That's right," the man sniffed.
"You wish you had her back because you realize too late that you loved her."
"No no," the man said, "I wish I had her back because I'm thirsty again."
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