My drunk friend text me today, this is what the message said:

whep ani going to bee{ss lnlnw

I'm at work with my Clothes inside out and mismatched shoes. Yes I came to work like this.

^ lool...

i need a vacation... zzzzzzz

she can kiss my arse cuz she will no way control me by damaging my laptop...

awwwwwww shez sleepin :'D

every lil part ov me

I have nothing to do today. I feel like a loner.

^ Join the club we can be loners together, but then we won't be loners.

I got, i got, i got your back.

Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus thats why they just don't get it.

Duh.v

Time to let go.

woow feel so amazin i feel so happy 4 dem :')

Mysterious big special moon it looks beautiful today mashAllah.

miss her

I found some binoculars in my room. They are not bad for spying admiring the view.

jaaneman

she'z 2 perfect :'D

She really annoys me.

She must b the wrong person den.

I was talking about a colleague of mine. I was on my lunch break and she was in the staff room with me at the time.

Random: Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice.

It's Friday, FRIDAY, gotta get down on Friday!

^seriously dreadful

I can't get it out of my head dude.

Awful awful! how could anyone do such a thing! *puke*

OMG finally here

Lil AK

Calm down. Are you thinking what im thinking? Cuz if you are, then what i know is far worse. I'm glad it wasn't you, noone should have to listen to that bull.

^ yes hun
And I need you to tell me ok? its so ridiculous and vile. people are so inconsiderate

Oh Stripey *hugs* Thing is i promised not to. But you know who told you anyways, so i dunno... it ruined a part of my innocence. Ugh, but im more aware now.

yep but i really do need to know the rest of it

I'll try. Come on msn now.

I'm on

Chest pain.

tym 2 go

*sigh* Thank Allah for the crappy people no longer around me and for the nice people who actually care. you know who you are

It's gonna be a rough day, I can feel it in my toes.

:yay: Me & Stripey are sisters? dontchaknow.

& omg my little sister has a hindu friend and they've known each other since they were born and he moved houses and he said that he wants to marry her cuz she was his first girlfriend lol...

Its not serious i don't think...

It was a good day. Long drives with your friends and music, perfect in this weather.

dey messed wid me 1st so now i play wid dem twice as bad

They quote is more like

Trautman: Well you did some pushing on your own John.
Rambo: They drew first blood, not me.

LOL Breeze!
yeh my 3 yr old nephew had this girl in nursery who was his best friend and this week she left and I asked him if he missed her and he said "yeh, she just left me. just left i dont know"

LOL nah i roll in ma own stepz

I don't trust you.

no sleep wiz khalifa

^ vaaat? l8erz u n££d 2 lrn hw 2 spll, K?

lol wateva u wanna fink ma spellin dont mean jack 2 me

I know how to spell! Just so you know and you never know I could be better at it than you.

a man is a result ov wat he does or doesnt do
it doesnt really matta wat family he was born in 2
wat job he has or how much money he makes
more important are da fingz he does or sayz
nd wat he believes in his heart 2 b ryt
da only force strongah den darkness is lyt

now now children stop arguing about ish-shpelling.

Whatever kiddo.

^ exactly ma point neva seemz 2 go thru