lawl o yeah? every is like eid.. yeah! then what date is it?

i like rasmalai

we had it, and it went off

ewww

LOL
my heads gonna pop.. too much stuff crammed in it

Let it out !!! tell some one or anything, dang dont let ya head pop =P

LOL!
nah its ok.. it can stay. i dont like telling people anything.

64, 64, 64 Zoo Lane!

BABY!!! ur worse den my kid

Oh you mean your 'fake' kid

REAL

^^Lol

Kids bug man....

not mine!!...

Something strange happened yesterday.Firstly,I was told that a realative of mine had a baby.Just after that I was sent a text saying a 17 year old muslim boy had been stabbed in our train station.The weird thing is I saw this boy in the bus staion just on Monday and now he's gone like forever.He looked so good aswell:(. Isn't that just so depressing?May Allah give him jannatul ferdaus,ameen.I don't know if they have found the killer.

i got that text.. i'll pray for him...

OMGGGGGGGG!I just remembered something:correct me if I'm wrong but will it be 1 year since saddam hussain was executed,tomorrow?I remember it happened on eid day but i'm not too sure about the date.

oh yeah...

hah check out the amount of people whose birthdays are today:P

meh

NEED TO FIX MY INTERNET CONNECTION.

when am i going to become a citizen??

250 i think..

omg! i thout it was like 210 lol im hitting you cos your the only one around

omg i was only tryin to help

hehe soryyy il smack the next person that comes here if that'll make you feel better?

random: im broke

aw...bless ya..

Random: My baby is crying

BLOCK EM ALL!

noooo dont want too

BLOCK THEM ALL AND DELETE!!

Nah..

huh? ok i think its getting way past your bedtime again...

BED NOW!!!

OMG NO WAY IM BLOCKING YOU!
LOL

OI!!!
ill get your mum to come wiv a chappal and sort u out
serious..u shud go bed yano...

habs always tells everyone else to get to bed yet she never goes herself!

what dyu know??
i go to sleep early and wake up early

u go sleep early? yeahhhh suuuure

i do!!
ystrdy i went to sleep at 11 woke up at 3
ask crazy....

ok..its official, Habz You're MENTAL!

what?? no im not...

THY, DAMNATION, SLUMBERETH, NOT.
2 PET.ii. 3.

I usually die at 11 PM at night.

I don't go to bed, I simply die and come back to life the next morning...

'Cause I'm not actually human, I'm really a freakish zombie named Belch.

Which is a gross, twisted name even for a monster, you probably wet your pants

just thinkin' about it. *Buuuuurp*

I'm going to drown you all in a rotten pile of puke!


Don't you think that's such a manly taunt I threw at you...?

nah, quite immature i say hehe

speaking of belching...i cant stop

That's 'cause you didn't believe me when I told you I was gonna drown you in a rotten pile of puke...Tooo Baaaad.

Whatever...its a...er..condition i had way before you made your threat! Pshh

I actually used a magic spell on you that makes you belch even before I made the

threat.

hmm silly ness..

silly-ness
and
random-ness

More sillyness

That's 'cause it's in the Make Jokes and Be Dumb Section, tooo baaaad...

No Skipper. I moved it here.

does anyone remember the crisps "thingies" and "puffs"? puffs wer lil crisps that looked like small blown up pillows lol they were delicious.. i wonder if they sell them anymore.....

I DO
OMG?
TEN PEE A PACKET RIGHT?
I DO!

Yes..YES!! r u on abut puffs or thingies????

arrrrrrrrrr yh... THINGIES were propaaaa nycccc man... hu sells em lol?

THEM PUFFS
SAMI
WE HAVE A SHOP
THAT MIGHT
SELL THEM
OMG
HI!