So i found this on another forum.... Its pretty much true, so for those guys who dont really get women, this should help you out A LOT...I use 1, 3 and 8 quite often lol.

Enjoy.

What women really mean, but just don't say:

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying %@!# YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

XD

hehehehehe.. I use 4,5, & 9 ALOT

taha come n read this for wisdom

LOL! For me add on 1,2,3,6,7 and 8 hehe!!
But its TRUE!

Funny how none of the guys have replied

i love using no.3

Fine.

"It's a guy thing."
--- Really means ---
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
--- Really means ---
"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Woman driver."
--- Really means ---
"Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me."

"I don't care what color you paint the kitchen."
--- Really means ---
"As long as it's not blue, green, pink, red, yellow, lavender, gray, mauve, black, turquoise or any other color besides white."

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
--- Really mean ---
Absolutely nothing. They're a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.

"Good idea."
--- Really means ---
"It'll never work. And I'll spend the rest of the day gloating."

"My wife doesn't understand me."
--- Really means ---
"She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

"It would take too long to explain."
--- Really means ---
"I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately."
--- Really means ---
"The batteries in the remote are dead."

"We're going to be late."
--- Really means ---
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"You cook just like my mother used to."
--- Really means ---
"She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
--- Really means ---
"I can't hear the football game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
--- Really means ---
"Are you still talking?"

"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
--- Really means ---
"I forgot our anniversary again."

"You expect too much of me."
--- Really means ---
"You want me to stay awake."

"That's women's work."
--- Really means ---
"It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"Will you marry me?"
--- Really means ---
"I can't afford to buy a dishwasher"

"Go ask your mother."
--- Really means ---
"I am incapable of making a decision."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
--- Really means ---
"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Football is a man's game."
--- Really means ---
"Women are generally too smart to play it."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
--- Really means ---
"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"I do help around the house."
--- Really means ---
"I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
--- Really means ---
"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
--- Really means ---
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
--- Really means ---
"What did you catch me at?"

"What do you mean, you need new clothes?"
--- Really means ---
"You just bought new clothes 3 years ago."

"She's one of those rabid feminists."
--- Really means ---
"She refused to make my coffee."

"But I hate to go shopping."
--- Really means ---
"Because I always wind up outside the dressing room holding your purse."

"I heard you."
--- Really means ---
"I haven't a clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."
--- Really means ---
"I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
--- Really means ---
"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I missed you."
--- Really means ---
"The kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
--- Really means ---
"No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."
--- Really means ---
"I make the messes, she cleans them up."

"This relationship is getting too serious."
--- Really means ---
"I like you more than my car."

"Of course I like it, honey, you look beautiful."
--- Really means ---
"Oh, man, what have you done to yourself?"

"I don't need to read the instructions."
--- Really means ---
"I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

"I broke up with her."
--- Really means ---
"She dumped me."

"I'll take you to a fancy restaurant."
--- Really means ---
"Someplace that doesn't have a drive-thru window."

Pasted from some other place on the internet.

^Ha funny!

I use all of the women ones.

But i can be misunderstood {which happens a LOT} it also depends on tone and situation.

Anyways Thankyou for sharing SB!

LOL Juan! That was a funny post

juan, blessing thinks u hacked in to my account and posted some stuff about what men say and what they really mean...

shes so dopey

Hehehehe rizzy half of that list is true!
Like "nobody would see u alive" or "am gona screw it w/o a handbook" very true! Loool

I'm dying laughing don't even know how to comment. See what happens when we are the only witty ones here?

You geek.

So I made a mistake.

Get over it.

It's not my fault that you're always so dull, I didn't think you would make a post like this. Pssht.

GUYS! GRRR

Puhleeeeeeeez!

How was his comment witty? It doesn't take much to amuse you guys does it? :|

You can never understand what she wants.
Now I understand why they have been called Nakis-ul-aqal.
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

^OMG!

HOW RUDE!

(BTW Whatever back atcha...using female terminology, consult Sami's post for clarification )

That's interesting, dear.

Fine. Just fine.

lol, "fine" doesn't really follow. but i'll let u have it cos im so nice.

(oh, and you keep copying me)

Rizwan and Juan the only witty ones here? .. now thats something to be concerned about

Fine does follow. Just because you don't think it makes sense..pssht.

I do not keep copying you!

You copied me.

Whatever.

i used fine already.

and i used whatever...

then u used whatever "back atcha!"...

then u used fine...

and then i said u keep copying me...

and what did you say? "You copied me." and added another whatever.

*shrugs* smells like a distinct lack of originality to me

but you'd prolly do worse copying someone else so i dont blame you



lol, i didnt say that...(before a certain someone accidentally accuses me of hacking into juans account and posting it ) i dont agree with it either, i think blessing is quite witty as well when she imitates me

ughhhhhh

Just get over yourself! I actually didn't realise you said fine before..so stop picking on me.



And I'm witty anyway WITHOUT copying you.

im sorry. i know i started it, but it was just a bit of fun.

and i know you're not taking it seriously cos ur too cool for that.

quickly check my first post.

then re-edit ur post so ur not accusing me of lying...then delete this post so no one knows it ever happened

gah!
What on earth..okay I'm sorry Rizwan

Tah.. We were called naqisat aqel 4 the strong emotions that effect us 4 most of the time our hormons r taking over..not coz we rnt smart enough.. So get the interprtation right next time.

I don't think you can fully understand a woman unless you take over her life.

Other than that. Soo unpredictable...

lollllllll most of u guys are crazzzzyyy loll what the topic is and what it becomes lol

LOL, yeah

yeah thats kinda true but i dont think any1 can take over a womens life though llol

i think that someone should start a topic "a guide to understanding men"

this thread is good...it proves im always right

and sxxx, men are simple. really.

just give him food, love and pat his head once in a while and he'll be putty in ur hands. it really is that simple.

Yeah i thought they were like dogs.

Unfortunately Rizwan, no message board has a large enough text box to list what is required to keep a woman happy ;-p

Really could not have said it better myself.

lolll that is soo true aswelll

Agreed!!

laugh it up ladies...

the jokes on u cos ur the ones that will end up being stupid enough to say yes when ur very own handsome young puppy pops the big question

Who's laughing? I'm not laughing....

meh, what makes you think we'll say yes huh?

lollll i knooooo ^

See Rizzy Wizzy has yet again failed to understand women.

You might as well give up now before its too late.

hah...i didnt know the celibate life was the way forward for u girls...ever thought of joining a convent and forging a sisterhood?



oh i dunno...something along the lines of....

lol i dont think hes gonna give up that easily jj

nah i give up.

some women are just ununderstandable. sometimes u say hi and they say hi, sometimes u say hi and they say bye...and then u scratch ur head cos u dont know why!

RESULT!! & oooh nice rap u got there! it rhymes.

haha yea, im just naturally gifted...

allah humma maa binaa min ni'matin famink.

you must be lol coz it actually does sound good lool