Well today as I logged into MO I received that little box that let you know you have a message. I decided to click it. Much to my surprise there in my inbox was a message asking for help in the battle field plains of MO. This message is written so well I have to share with everyone.
To the one Sir Juan of the untitled land,
On behalf of the Alliance de locos, sometimes referred to as the Insanunited, Alliance of the Crazies etc.
Until now the alliance has been prosperous. We have been climbing the rank ladder and destroying anyone who has gotten in our way or required to be taken down for our needs, save for our friends. Recently we had a war with Marz Bar, who attempted to battle us, but was forced to leave the battle scene for a few days by our hands.
However we now have a new threat by the name of JamesB1972. We would have taken this problem ourselves but it has gone out of hand. He is a master at thievery and unbeknowst to us, would invade and loot the many other armies who so foolishly leave their belongings unattended. The meaning of ubeknownst is while we are in our slumber, and his time difference has given him great advantage. Of course, again, this would not have been a problem we could not handle, however he is rising far too quickly, and while we tried dealing it ourselves, it's going to be the problem of everyone as well.
This is why we request your assistance, that he be removed before none of us can handle him. If you join the war with us, us three shall never be able to attack eachother under a trustworthy fellowship. With my services I shall attack and weaken your foes under my expenses to allow a swifter victory for yourself for a month.
Willing to subject to your service,
on behalf of the Crazies Alliance,
- Azamnoor of the Noorain Mujahideen
With permission from the Queen Crazy
So Sir Azamnoor of the Noorain Mujahideen I accept your offer. JamesB1972 prepare yourself for its WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Somos pocos pero locos
READ THE SIG! READ THE SIG!!! LAST & ONLY WARNING JAMESB1972